A Tasty Quest

So as a few of you know, I am on a very happy quest to drink all of the Jamba Juice Secret Menu drinks. I've always been a fan of Jamba so this mission should be pretty easy for me, and theres also a bunch of locations around my area so its easily accessible.

I was able to acquire a hard copy of a secret menu from one of the stores near where I live. I ordered a White Gummy drink, which is one of the most common secret menu drinks, and when I did so the guy asked me and my group if we'd ever had the Green Gummy. We said no and one of my friends ordered it and he said it was good. It was basically a White Gummy with Green Tea ice cream added to it. We all talked about the different secret menu drinks that we've had and the worker at JJ was like "here you guys can have a copy of our secret menu". We all received a menu and hence the quest was begun.

Theres about 30 drinks on the secret menu that the worker gave us. It excludes the really basic secret menu drinks that everyone has heard of, like the White Gummy and Pink Star. This secret menu has all of the unique flavors, ranging from Skittles to Sunny Delight to even Screamin' Baby.

I'll be honest though, there are a few drinks on here that I'm scared to try out. Theres one drink called the Tootsie Pop, which sounds terrible in my opinion. I don't ever think I could enjoy a chocolate Jamba Juice drink. The flavors just wouldn't seem right to me. Theres also another chocolate drink on the menu, I forget the name of it because I don't have my menu with me, but it somehow infuses Carrot juice into the drink and its just disgusting sounding.

Alright so starting now I'm going to review all of the drinks I've already had and give them grades. I know this isn't really scientific or anything because my taste buds are different and all JJ's make their drinks different but yeah I still think a review of all the secret menu JJ drinks is necessary. So lets start off with the common ones that I've already had.

White Gummy - This drink is probably one of the sweeter drinks you'll encounter on the secret menu. The name does not lie, it basically tastes like you're drinking a White Gummy bear. Its really sugary and sweet, so hence its probably not the best drink for your health but it tastes delicious. A-

Pink Star - Another one of the really sweet secret menu flavors. The star in the name is short for starburst, which should give you an idea about how this one tastes. (kinda like a strawberry starburst) B+

Peeyna Colada - This drink used to be on the Regular menu, but it was taken off for unknown reasons. This used to be the drink that I ordered all the time because I really enjoyed the strong pineapple flavor. These days its been disappointing me a bit though, because its either been really sour or really banana flavored. B

Strawberry Daiquiri - One of the first drinks I ordered specifically off the secret menu, this drink was good at the first sip, and after that it got increasingly bad. It ended up tasting like a horrible mix of strawberries and plain yogurt. This was probably the only time that I've ever not finished a JJ drink. D+

CapriSun - Remember when you were a kid and you drank the caprisun packets all day? Well thats exactly what this drink tastes like. I was pretty surprised at the taste, because it tastes like the Mountain Cooler flavor of CapriSun. Brought back alot of childhood memories, as well as tasting great all at the same time. A

Snozzberry - You might recognize this as the fruit from Willy Wonka. JJ apparently has mananged to make a fictional fruit real and give it a taste. But the taste is pretty good. Its kind of like a very sweet banana, but the banana flavor can be overwhelming at times. B-